if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
write a book
You could call it The Golden Compass
Or you could call it northern lights instead if using the name for that sorry excuse for a film adaptation
*cis voice* well ur rude so u can forget about getting ur fundamental human rights
just cast a charm to grow the eyebrow back, damn
characters that are incredibly loyal [pained noises] characters that are incredibly loyal to the point that that loyalty leads to their downfall [pained noises increase in volume and amount]
GODDAMMIT AMERICA THAT IS THE LAST TIME YOU USE A WHOOPEE CUSHION DURING A MEETING!!!
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